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If the Buxton top hat doesn't have quite enough swagger for you, if you hanker for a wildly swooping brim and a towering topper, then the Long Eaton is probably your hat. Despite its dangerous curves it performs to flawless glitch-free perfection with all my hairstyles, having been properly shaped by Magellan's Patent Cranial Ordinator.

The product description for the Long Eaton reads as follows:

"This is an outrageous top hat, extravagant and idiosyncratic and therefore perfect for Steampunk outfits, or gentlemen who demand attention."

So, should you see a bit of yourself in this, please drop by the shop in Caledonia for a look-see.