I went for another walk in Beach City today, and stumbled upon hitherto unsuspected signs of habitation. From a distance I perceived a rectangular white object, eliciting my curiosity. Upon drawing close I saw that a house of sorts had been built here.
I approached, and discovered a teleport machine which permitted the occupier of this establishment to travel instantly to the hotel in Beach City. I can only presume that at the other end of this teleport 'tunnel' a similar, though hidden, mechanism permits the occupier to return home.
The doors were all open, so I felt no misgivings as I wandered inside. I discovered the property to be spacious, but quite deserted.
Proceeding up two flights of stairs, I emerged on the rooftop terrace, whence I was able to take in a remarkable coastal vista.
So enamored was I of my discovery that I decided to encourage others to repeat it. I therefore offer any of my items for the minimum price of ß50 to the first person to send me a photograph of themselves at the no-longer-secret house.











